Rules of Scuba Diving
The “Unofficial” Rules of Scuba Diving
* Don’t take up diving to get a suntan.
* People who look good with a mask on are usually ugly without one.
* Inverse Law of Patches: A diver’s ability is inversely proportional to the number of patches they wear.
* Diving unprotected with a stranger is like having unprotected sex with a stranger.
* Never clear a snorkel on a Mexican Federale.
* Anyone who says they have never been afraid while diving hasn’t been diving or is a bad liar.
* Never use a sun intensifier lotion within 30 miles of the Equator.
* People say the funniest things when you shut their air off.
* Never have sex underwater above a coral reef. Read here about how to have sex underwater!
* Dry suits and beer do not mix.
* Buddies are never where you need them to be.
* You WILL run out of film before the Whale Shark swims by.
* 60 minute camcorder batteries aren’t.
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